True but thats because hes a fetus.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
birth control should be required to get into college
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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