Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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