dude i'm inner monologue high
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
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this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
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my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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