My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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