i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
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my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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