Come see our sink grown plant.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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