omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
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i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
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I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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