woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Randomize
