omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
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No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
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Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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