I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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