what if I'm pregnant?
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sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
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So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
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He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
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