i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
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Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
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I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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