Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
50% drunk capacity currently
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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