**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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