He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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