paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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