Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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