I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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