Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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