it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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