The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
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If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
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I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
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