Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
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I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
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he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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