You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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