What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
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The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
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You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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