So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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