i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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