i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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