One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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