hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
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