some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
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look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
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Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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