The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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