i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
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I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
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It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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