I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Randomize
