Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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