The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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