So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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