Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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