You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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