Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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