Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
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My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
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New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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