therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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