drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
They have beer where we have blood.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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