Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
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you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
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So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
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