YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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