k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
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i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
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well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
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