Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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