I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I need water and some morals
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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