do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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