I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
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it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
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Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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