would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
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Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
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And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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