he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
i will never coherently bang her
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
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I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
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My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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