it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
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My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
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He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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