My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
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just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"