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• (805): View more from California

  She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up

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• (914): View more from New York

  she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help

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  29 People Confess The Worst Example Of Dirty Talk They’ve Ever Heard

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?

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  21 Women Compare Anal and Vaginal Sex

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• (727): View more from Florida

  A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.

  (1-727): View more from Florida

  His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.

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• (646): View more from New York

  The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?

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  It didn't follow directions.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list

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