Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

(404): View more from Georgia

I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???

Fav 30 1205 4849
share tweet
(518): View more from New York

I hraet yuo

(862): View more from New Jersey

did you say you heart me or hate me?

(518): View more from New York

who is this?

Fav 18 4103 1192
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(503): View more from Oregon

Buhtt sex?

Fav 9 2774 1439
share tweet
(585): View more from New York

i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"

Fav 30 1588 4681
share tweet
23 Strangest Things That Gave Dudes A Boner
Read it at the TFLN blog
(757): View more from Virginia

6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.

Fav 42 5617 1109
share tweet
(614): View more from Ohio

Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.

Fav 38 7961 1693
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(978): View more from Massachusetts

I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.

Fav 9 3524 1342
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(614): View more from Ohio

I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.

Fav 7 538 1124
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(540): View more from Virginia

THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.

(1-540): View more from Virginia

I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.

(540): View more from Virginia

YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.

Fav 7 806 494
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT