week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
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Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
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After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.